i think jokes that are inappropriate are the most hilarious. like cumming cumming. sometimes i talk too much about stuff that matters, and my feet smell bad because of one pair of shoes. i don't like to shower daily, but i most likely always will. i would be perfectly okay with sitting in bed all day and doing nothing. i'm borderline obsessed with my puppy and my iphone. i talk to my sister and mom more than i talk to any friends. i really like talking about current affairs, and i spend my free time watching reruns of NCIS. some say those things make me old, i say they make me awesome. i'm kind of chubby but i won't do anything about it. i like food a lot, especially those of the baked goods nature. i have the worst sleeping schedule ever. i drive too fast. i never feel like i am good enough for anything. everything about me that i dislike, i forget about within a day. some day, i'll figure it all out.